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HOLY SHIT. PLEASE HELP!!

Wed Nov 11, 2009, 1:52 PM
  • Mood: Agony
  • Listening to: "Eet" Regina Specktor
  • Playing: NOTHING
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: nothing


AAGGHHHGHGHHAGHGAH!1111!!!!11BBQSAUCE. I NEED YOUR HEEEEEEEEELLLLPPP!!!!! D: D: D: D:

WITH WHAT, YOU ASK? WHY, I'LL TELL YOU.

I AM CURRENTLY WRITING A NOVEL FOR NaNoWriMo!

National Novel Writing Month.

WHICH IS NOVEMBER.

I have this wonderful novel I am writing. It's about Vampires. MALE vampires. Bisexual ones. ...It doesn't sound that great right now, really, it doesn't. But trust me when I tell you it kicks the ever loving SHIT out of twilight.

It puts Edward and Bella in a blender, liquify's them, then burns them for the sake of burning things.

...lol.

So anyway. What I need is...A NAME! D: D: D:

For one of my characters!

Let me tell you a bit about the character. He has obviously, no name. And is deeply in love with the prince of the castle. The other main character whose name is "Gabriel"

Basically he is incredibility loyal to Gabriel, loves him deeply. He is stubborn, but sweet. And will risk everything and anything for his prince. He is strong, and the only time he ever falls to pieces is in the presence of Gabriel.

They are best friends, and have been such since they were children.

...Moving on.

Sadly I am currently writing the second chapter, and I still have no name for him. I've just been using -INSERTNAMEHERE- in the text. T__T ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY.

I'VE SEARCHED. MY FRIENDS HAVE SEARCHED....NOTHING! D: I'm going for an old school Renaissance (I spelled that completely wrong, didn't I?) name.

Here is an excerpt of what I've written so far, that way you can understand my pain, and the character a bit more:

===================================================

Gabriel looked down at his friend with warm eyes, his fingers trailing down from the younger man's hair to cup his cheek lightly, Their eyes met, and the sad smile that played on Gabriel's lips was enough to make -INSERTNAMEHERE-'s heart break, ever so slightly. "Even you first wanted to be my friend because of my beauty...Without it, you would not care for my existence, my friend. You would not even serve me willingly."

"My lord! You are mistaken!" Spoke -INSERTNAMEHERE- his voice raising in volume and passion, he placed his hand over the one on his cheek, leaning into the warmth. "I know my lord, there is no doubt in my mind, that I was born to serve you. Your beauty, yes, is what drew me at first. But it is the beautiful PERSON that you are...that keeps my heart, and my soul tied to you. I would never sit here with you, speak like this with you, if I only served you for your beauty, my prince." His eyes shone with unshed tears, Gabriel's did as well, though, when they embraced tightly -INSERTNAMEHERE- was the only one who allowed those tears to shed.

===================================================

DO YOU SEE MY PAIN? XD I CANT HAVE A POWERFUL DRAMATIC SCENE BECAUSE OF THIS. D:

The whole -INSERTNAMEHERE- thing just RUINS the mood!!!! -SOBSOBSOBSOB-

HELLLLLPPPP MMMMMMMEEEEE PPPLLLEEAAAASSSEEEE!!!!


I need a name!

Here are the ones I've already tried and scratched out:
NAMES: MATTHEW, DOMINIC, JESSE, Evan, Matteo, Nathaniel, Simone, ERIN.

...HELLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPp.PPPPPLLLLLEEEEAAAASSSEEEEE -CRIES-



:::Jenn's Epic Magical To-Do List:::


1. Force Dad to pay for new classes, then start them!

2. PASS ALL OF MY CLASSES WITH GOOD GRADES!

3. Get Alice Spayed and vaccinated.

4. Send Sarai Christmas/Birthday presents!

5. Finish reading Mary Shelly's "Frankenstein"

6. Start reading "Dracula"

7. Try to publish poetry!

8. Write a KodaKumi x Kisaki fanfic!

9. Write a Karou x Hikaru fanfic.

10. Write Sarai a Zemyx fic!

11. Keep searching for a job.

12. BUY MORE AMANDA PALMER STUFF

13. Harass Sammie to pay me back my $45 $25 dollars!

14. Make Miso Soup

15. Practice Japanese.

16. Finsih Cheshire Cat Cosplay!!!

17. Draw more and upload it to alt. account!

18. Get a boyfriend...or girlfriend. I don't care anymore.

19. Get laid.

20. Shave again!

21. Light candles and incense without caring about what dad says/thinks.

22. Dance in the rain.

23. Corrupt more people into loving Amanda Palmer!

24. Audition for a play.

25. Write novel.

26. Add new chapter to my Hey Arnold! Fanfiction.

27. Write more hetro smut.

28. Get a permit, and license.

29. Practice Piano.

30. Get laid.

31. Knee Josh in the stomach and or groin.

32. Get a camera and tripod.

33. JONES SODA.

34. Get a shit load of Mochi Balls with Sammie! And Sushi!


-OTHER RANDOM ONES I FORGOT-

1. SMACK SARAI.

2. DISNEY LANNDDDD!!!

3. Try to go to Boston to see Muffin and Amanda Palmer

4. BIRTHDAY CRUISE!

5. Eat nothing but protein shakes for 3 weeks for lapband

6. Get lapband

7. Get a job as a phone escort!

8. Buy a Chariots CD!

9.

10.

WTF Weird scary ass dreams!

Tue Nov 3, 2009, 1:08 PM
  • Mood: Mortified
  • Listening to: "Eet" Regina Specktor
  • Playing: NOTHING
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: nothing


...DUDE. WHAT THE HELL.

I GO TO SLEEP TODAY FOR ONLY 4 HOURS AND WHAT DO I DREAM ABOUT?

An insane science teacher who apparently hosts the price is right.

...????

Here's how it starts. I'm guessing that I was in a college science class or something. There was a teacher there who's name I don't know. But I guess he was doing this whole "THE PRICE IS RIGHT" thing in his giant science class.

I was chosen to play. I was all excited, he hands me a packet with the questions and there are blank answers and parts of the questions. I apparently have to write them in as he 'hosts' the show and speaks them...right.

So he speaks them quickly and refuses to repeat them, so I wasn't able to write some of the words fast enough. Then he gives us like 30 seconds to answer the questions which is...of course, not even close to enough.

Especially with the weird ass questions that are wayyyy to difficult that he's asking us. I'd write one here but my mind is MUSH and I cant even THINK about those questions because they were so difficult that they were a blur.

And I LIKE science, so that's saying something.

Moving on, he comes by and grabs my packet from me right before we get to the written part, which I am excited for because I'm totally gonna kick ass at that and make up for my literal fail.

He tsks and has an attitude and says he expected better and that "Hmph, you didn't even get your score above 5 I try to tell him "uh, hey, there's still the writing portion, I'll make up for it."

But he refuses to hear it.

-itty bitty time lapse-

So a few minutes later while I'm doing my work, he goes up to the girl sitting next to me (Apparently we're using playdoe Don't ask me why.) and begins like...SCREAMING at her because her answer was wrong.

...Why was her answer wrong?

Because apparently after we mixed the two playdoe's we have to have them a perfect solid color, no mistakes, no leaks.

Hers had a bit of blue and yellow, just a few spots and he FLIPPED.

He began yelling at her that it wasn't PERFECT and BLEEEHHH.

So she's freaking out, and I'm getting pissed so I SAY Something, I say. "Hey~! Calm down! There's no way we can make a perfect freaking color out of playdoe, I can't do it, nobody can do with without splotches! It's not possible~!"

A girl adds in. "Yeah! See?" She holds up her own, apparently she passed that portion, but then shows the underside which had a big splotch of blue.

He gets MORE pissed as more people stand up and show that they have splotches too.

He screams and yells and then I'm like. "You know what? Fuck this." I stand up and grab the arm of the girl he's yelling at. "We don't have to take this." I look at her. "Come on, lets go."

She nods, getting some confidence and standing. "Yeah." She says, grabbing her bag. "Lets leave." HE gets even madder but more people stand, people he's screamed at and they all are going to leave with me.

Then he screams. "YOU CAN'T LEAVE, I'LL CALL SECURITY!"

Then I call back. "Please do! I'd LOVE if they heard just what the hell you've been doing and saying to your students. I'm sure they'd be happy to hear it!"

He doesn't call but security, and the principal show up...here's the weird thing, the principal in this is the one I had in middle school. ....WEIRD. and this weirdass evil teacher resembles one I had in middle school.

Apparently in this she and I are very close. (HA!) So as security is talking to the other students and the teacher (who is glaring at me) I talk to the principal and tell her what happened.

I also told her I'm going home for the day but she tries to stop me. Class lets out but they have me and the teacher and some of the guards stay to further question us.

I think one or two of the students involved stay as well.

But that's not the point. Apparently sometime during the questioning the principal and the guards have to leave. ...Peachy. They order all of us, including the teacher to stay were we are.

He glares at me, before giving me this sadistic grin (I glared back at him, of course) then he runs out of the room. "HEY!" I shout and I start to chase him.

I get my cell phone out and call up the principal's cell number(..which I apparently had in the dream...)and tell her he's running away. She says she'll bring the guards and I continue chasing him.

((Random note: At one point earlier in the dream I tried to order from Pizza hut about thirty times, but by the time I finally was able to order, they closed. ...I might have to get some wings now.))

So, continuing. I chase after him, then he grabs this random clothes line thing in the back yard of the school (Which is HUGE and vaguely resembles my elementary school yard) and pulls back on it, which basically sling shots him over the fence into the wooded area.

These trees aren't high though, not really. Because a fire happened last year (that I was apparently blamed for) so the trees are just growing. I try chasing him and the security guards are behind me, with the principal in tow. I apparently have my headset for my cell in my ear so I'm on the phone with her with her as I run.

But he looks back at me and grins that creepy grin and somehow sets a tree on fire so that nobody can chase him. The fire spreads FAST and he runs away.

I give up and start panting, the principal comes up behind me and puts a hand on my shoulder. Then continues to question me. I told her that we have to chase after him and asked her what's going on, does he have a history behind this stuff.

She tells me "I can't tell you...Because you still love him, don't you?"

To which dream me responds.

"...I...No. I loved him before, when he was good to me and...But after the incident after all his claims against me that he made last year..." MY eyes harden. "No. I don't love him anymore."

Do NOT ask me what the hell I'm talking about here. I have no clue.

Anyway she sees the fire and calls the fire department, then I look at her. "See this?" I point towards the roaring flames. "Think it's possible that he's done this BEFORE? That it was him, instead of me who started that fire last year?"

She stares at me, eyes wide in realization.

"I have to find him." I say, wanting JUSTICE. So I managed to slip away from the school and I see him, then begin chasing him in this construction-ish area. I see I cop car and I scream at it, telling them to "CATCH HIM!!!"

They chase after them but he gives them the slip...but not me. I still chase him, I see him run into this small wood shack, I yell at another cop on a bike and he comes over.

The teacher puts his face to the glass window of the shack, looking around. I point and tell the officer. Apparently my teacher is armed (since apparently he really likes knives and can cut like a pro) and then the cop pulls out a MACHINE GUN and fires!

Blood get EVERYWHERE...and all over my pants.

....I assume he's dead and leave the scene. My adrenaline pumping as I head home.

When I get home my principal calls me and I try to get her to tell me what happened...even though I know he's dead I still want her to CONFIRM it.

She refuses to tell me, she says she can't and I tell her. "I swear to you I wont say a word!" I got inside of my house and get a glass of water.

"Is he alive or not?" She doesn't answer me and my eyes widen. He's alive. I felt it in my bones.

I immediately go to the drawer in my kitchen and open it to find my Japanese knife. ...It's not there. ...I search for the other huge knife ...It's not there.

He's in the house, with my knives. "...Will he come after me?" I asked the principal...but I already knew the answer.

"Yes." She said to me, and I whispered to her to hold on, and called the police.

...Then I woke up.

...and it was alot creepier then it sounds. really. ....GUHSgihadhgad.

....I want wings.

>_> I need money.


...-sigh-



:::Jenn's Epic Magical To-Do List:::


1. Force Dad to pay for new classes, then start them!

2. PASS ALL OF MY CLASSES WITH GOOD GRADES!

3. Get Alice Spayed and vaccinated.

4. Send Sarai Christmas/Birthday presents!

5. Finish reading Mary Shelly's "Frankenstein"

6. Start reading "Dracula"

7. Try to publish poetry!

8. Write a KodaKumi x Kisaki fanfic!

9. Write a Karou x Hikaru fanfic.

10. Write Sarai a Zemyx fic!

11. Keep searching for a job.

12. BUY MORE AMANDA PALMER STUFF

13. Harass Sammie to pay me back my $45 $25 dollars!

14. Make Miso Soup

15. Practice Japanese.

16. Finsih Cheshire Cat Cosplay!!!

17. Draw more and upload it to alt. account!

18. Get a boyfriend...or girlfriend. I don't care anymore.

19. Get laid.

20. Shave again!

21. Light candles and incense without caring about what dad says/thinks.

22. Dance in the rain.

23. Corrupt more people into loving Amanda Palmer!

24. Audition for a play.

25. Write novel.

26. Add new chapter to my Hey Arnold! Fanfiction.

27. Write more hetro smut.

28. Get a permit, and license.

29. Practice Piano.

30. Get laid.

31. Knee Josh in the stomach and or groin.

32. Get a camera and tripod.

33. JONES SODA.

34. Get a shit load of Mochi Balls with Sammie! And Sushi!


-OTHER RANDOM ONES I FORGOT-

1. SMACK SARAI.

2. DISNEY LANNDDDD!!!

3. Try to go to Boston to see Muffin and Amanda Palmer

4. BIRTHDAY CRUISE!

5. Eat nothing but protein shakes for 3 weeks for lapband

6. Get lapband

7. Get a job as a phone escort!

8. Buy a Chariots CD!

9.

10.

HEY! Going to DisneyLand! Who's gonna be there? XD

Wed Oct 21, 2009, 11:42 PM
  • Mood: Frustrated
  • Listening to: "If you had my love" Jennifer Lopez
  • Reading: My own horrible poetry
  • Playing: NOTHING
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: nothing


...I'm going
Next week.
I'm going to Disney Land and Disney's California adventure.
I'm going to be there all day thursday.
HEY! Are any of you gonna be there? CAUSE IF YOU ARE
WE CAN MEET AND HAVE BUTTSEX FUN!!! TELL MEEEE~! ^__^



:::Jenn's Epic Magical To-Do List:::


1. Force Dad to pay for new classes, then start them!

2. PASS ALL OF MY CLASSES WITH GOOD GRADES!

3. Get Alice Spayed and vaccinated.

4. Send Sarai Christmas/Birthday presents!

5. Finish reading Mary Shelly's "Frankenstein"

6. Start reading "Dracula"

7. Try to publish poetry!

8. Write a KodaKumi x Kisaki fanfic!

9. Write a Karou x Hikaru fanfic.

10. Write Sarai a Zemyx fic!

11. Keep searching for a job.

12. BUY MORE AMANDA PALMER STUFF

13. Harass Sammie to pay me back my $45 $25 dollars!

14. Make Miso Soup

15. Practice Japanese.

16. Finsih Cheshire Cat Cosplay!!!

17. Draw more and upload it to alt. account!

18. Get a boyfriend...or girlfriend. I don't care anymore.

19. Get laid.

20. Shave again!

21. Light candles and incense without caring about what dad says/thinks.

22. Dance in the rain.

23. Corrupt more people into loving Amanda Palmer!

24. Audition for a play.

25. Write novel.

26. Add new chapter to my Hey Arnold! Fanfiction.

27. Write more hetro smut.

28. Get a permit, and license.

29. Practice Piano.

30. Get laid.

31. Knee Josh in the stomach and or groin.

32. Get a camera and tripod.

33. JONES SODA.

34. Get a shit load of Mochi Balls with Sammie! And Sushi!


-OTHER RANDOM ONES I FORGOT-

1. SMACK SARAI.

2. DISNEY LANNDDDD!!!

3. Try to go to Boston to see Muffin and Amanda Palmer

4. BIRTHDAY CRUISE!

5. Eat nothing but protein shakes for 3 weeks for lapband

6. Get lapband

7. Get a job as a phone escort!

8. Buy a Chariots CD!

9.

10.

No-one can stare at the wall as good as you...

Fri Oct 16, 2009, 9:27 AM
  • Mood: Rejected
  • Listening to: "Point of it all" Amanda Palmer
  • Reading: My own horrible poetry
  • Playing: NOTHING
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: nothing
I'm tired. I'm really tired. I didn't sleep much last night.

My eyes are sore.

...I'm drained.

Last night I sent my mom a text message, and I asked her. "What do you have faith in, anymore?"

Her reply:
"I'm not the right person to ask. Events in my life have altered my faith. I only have faith in myself."

My reply:
"No, you were the right person to ask. Thank you for your answer."

Look, I'm not going to go into any sort of details here. I don't have the heart for it, or the energy, or anything that'll make me want to.

My DA poll might tell you a thing or two but...eh.

...

I'm selfish.

I go through life wishing I didn't have to really see it all.

I'm like my mother, I have little faith in anything. For good reason, too.

You know what's just so fucking sick? KNOWING that whatever you ask of someone is going to be denied.

Aint that a horror? Imagine it. Having someone who you love more then a sister, who connects with you in every which way, who understands you more then anything.

And then rejects you the most out of everyone else in the world.

There are those who go through life fearing the world.

They have good reason. They fear because maybe, they were attacked in night, and have become so frightened that they refuse to leave the house because of their horrifying experience.

There are people who have compulsions, addictions. And getting out of the house means indulging in that compulsion, be it gambling, drugs, or drinking.

There are those who hurt someone else, hurt them, be it physically, or mentally, so much so to the point where going outside would mean an inevitable confrontation with this person, and that's the last thing they want.

Then there are those who fear happiness.

Who tie themselves down to something so hard that they lose themselves in despair.

A person who would refuse a million dollar prize, for fear of the happiness it might bring.

Those who are presented with an opportunity of a lifetime, but take the other road instead.

I have one thing to say to all of you.

If you know a person like this, then cut them the fuck out of your lives.

Because the only thing that person can ever give you, is the pain their feeling.

I am a person who believes in true friendship. I know such a thing doesn't really exist. But I'm stubborn and believe it in anyway.

I believe in being a friend who will...BE there. Who will stay with you on the phone until 4 in the morning so you can rant about your day.

Who will save their money and pull you out of a bind, let you stay a night, or a week when things get too hetic in your life.

A friend who will take a deep breath, take a chance and fly all the way across the country, to a place they've never been, alone, just to see that person.

I have a deep love for all of my friends.

But this just hurts too much.

...I wish something I said and did actually MATTERED, you know?

I wish that I could sit on the phone and rant for 5 hours, to a listening ear.

I wish I could have a friend who would bail me out and offer me a bed for the night if I needed one.

I wish I had ONE fucking friend who would just...shut the fuck UP about their meaningless lives and responsibilities, and just come to see me when I need them most.

I want to matter to someone.

I'm selfish.

I really am. I always hope that maybe, I don't know. ONE day my faith in my friends will be rewarded.

That, maybe one day someone will actually give half of a shit about how I feel.

That maybe one day my friends will say. "Hey, you know what? You're right." And not argue it, or make it seem like nobody can be right because that person can stand being wrong.

I'd like a friend who'd make one damn sacrifice for me, because I matter to them more then anything.

I'd like to know that I changed someone's life, that I matter to them and that they think about me every once and a while, and that they are happy for my existence.

I know I have a few of those friends, but the connections I feel with them are so few and far in between that...

I want a friend who isn't afraid of being happy.

Tell me the logic in this:

Friend: -SOB- I'm DEPRESSED. I took tests they say I'm DEPRESSED. My mom is mentally abusive! School is so difficult! God I hate my life! I live in a box! WAHHHH.

Jenn: I have a ticket, for a week cruise. Sure you'd miss 5 days school, but you'd be away from anything that hurts you. I'll pay for half of your ticket, and your airfare. And it's on my birthday, so you can make that your present to me! What do you say?

Friend: No. I can't miss school.

....

Hey, friend. I know you're reading this. So I'll make this simple.

Never, ever, EVER again tell me you're depressed.

Don't you dare ever rant about it.

I dont want to hear one word.

I don't want to see one fucking DA entry about how much your life sucks.

I don't want to see one status message on your MSN about how you're hurting.

If you're feeling depressed?

Don't talk to me.

If you're feeling stressed, swamped?

Don't fucking talk to me.

If your mom continues to be mentally abusive?

Don't even dare talk to me.

Because I'm tired of this bullshit.

I offer you a way out, and you spit it right back in my face.

You'd only be missing 5 days of class!!

Fuck you. You know what?

Just fuck you.

I can't ever have any faith in you, can I?

It sickens me, and it hurts me more then anything.

OH. No WAIT.

I do have faith in you. I have faith that you'll LET me down. That you will never, NEVER BE HAPPY.

WHY?

No, it's not because of your family, not because of me, not because of school...

But because yourself.

You hide behind walls and bullshit excuses because you refuse to be happy. Because being happy and enjoying yourself is just so difficult to comprehend that in no way would you ever take a chance to be happy.

It SCARES you so much.

Fine. Live your life that way.

Enjoy it. I really hope you damn enjoy it.

But like I said. I don't want to hear one word about how horrible your life is, or how bad you're getting it or ANY of that bullshit.

Because it's nobody's fault.

Nobody is making you unhappy. If I can be happy with myself and my life, you can.

But you wont. Because you're scared.

I don't have the heart for this anymore.

I dont have to time,

The patience.

It hurts too much.

I just want you be happy.

But I see now that no matter how much I want it for you,

You have to want it for you, or else it's not going to happen.

Hey, watchers. Like I said before.

If you have a friend like this? One that fits this description.

Cut them the fuck out of your life.

Because they don't care about you. At all.

They don't. They'll make any excuse they can to choose something else over YOU.

Fair warning. I don't want anyone else to feel as hurt as I do. So please be careful, okay?

...I'm done now.

Whatever.

...

I guess I'm just being selfish.

I'm selfish.

:::Jenn's Epic Magical To-Do List:::


1. Force Dad to pay for new classes, then start them!

2. PASS ALL OF MY CLASSES WITH GOOD GRADES!

3. Get Alice Spayed and vaccinated.

4. Send Sarai Christmas/Birthday presents!

5. Finish reading Mary Shelly's "Frankenstein"

6. Start reading "Dracula"

7. Try to publish poetry!

8. Write a KodaKumi x Kisaki fanfic!

9. Write a Karou x Hikaru fanfic.

10. Write Sarai a Zemyx fic!

11. Keep searching for a job.

12. BUY MORE AMANDA PALMER STUFF

13. Harass Sammie to pay me back my $45 $25 dollars!

14. Make Miso Soup

15. Practice Japanese.

16. Finsih Cheshire Cat Cosplay!!!

17. Draw more and upload it to alt. account!

18. Get a boyfriend...or girlfriend. I don't care anymore.

19. Get laid.

20. Shave again!

21. Light candles and incense without caring about what dad says/thinks.

22. Dance in the rain.

23. Corrupt more people into loving Amanda Palmer!

24. Audition for a play.

25. Write novel.

26. Add new chapter to my Hey Arnold! Fanfiction.

27. Write more hetro smut.

28. Get a permit, and license.

29. Practice Piano.

30. Get laid.

31. Knee Josh in the stomach and or groin.

32. Get a camera and tripod.

33. JONES SODA.

34. Get a shit load of Mochi Balls with Sammie! And Sushi!


-OTHER RANDOM ONES I FORGOT-

1. SMACK SARAI.

2. DISNEY LANNDDDD!!!

3. Try to go to Boston to see Muffin and Amanda Palmer

4. BIRTHDAY CRUISE!

5. Eat nothing but protein shakes for 3 weeks for lapband

6. Get lapband

7. Get a job as a phone escort!

8. Buy a Chariots CD!

9.

10.

AGAIN, AGAIN! ...Fun tiemz! DO IT PLZ? IM BORED.

Tue Oct 6, 2009, 11:19 PM
  • Mood: Contempt
  • Listening to: "On a boat" by Lonely Island
  • Reading: My own horrible poetry
  • Watching: SAMURAI JACK!! FTW
  • Playing: NOTHING
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: nothing


Give me a person or character and a one word prompt, and i'll write you at the very least ONE sentence inspired by that word starring that person or character. FEEL FREE TO SEND ME AS MANY AS YOU WANT.

Do it please! ^__^ I need to be prompted.

HERE'S AN EXAMPLE:
This is one I did earlier!

:iconmelodiousroseduelist: gave meee,

Luxord.

Milkshake.

MY RESPONCE?

"MAH MILKSHAKES BRING ALL TEH BOYZ TO TEH YARD!!!" Cried out Luxord, standing on top of the dining room table, which was empty, save for himself and Xaldin.

He slowly begun stripping, which was difficult as he was holding a bottle of rum in one hand. The fact that he was shaking his ass wasn't helping either.

Xaldin stood on the table as well, bumping butts with Luxord, equally as shitfaced drunk as the other. "AND DAMN RIGHT, IT'S BETTAH THEN URS. DAMN RIGHT, IT'S BETTAH THEN YOURS!!!"

They looked at each other at that moment, their faces flushed in their drunken stupor, suddenly twin grins came to their lips, as they cried out in unison. "I COULD TEACH YOU, BUT I'D HAVE TO CHARGEEWW!!"

Their combined laughter echoed off of the dining room walls as they fell to the table, rolling around and laughing until they cried, and barfed. Luckily though, Luxord was there to hold Xaldin's hair back...

And THAT is what friendship is really all about.



:::Jenn's Epic Magical To-Do List:::


1. Force Dad to pay for new classes, then start them!

2. PASS ALL OF MY CLASSES WITH GOOD GRADES!

3. Get Alice Spayed and vaccinated.

4. Send Sarai Christmas/Birthday presents!

5. Finish reading Mary Shelly's "Frankenstein"

6. Start reading "Dracula"

7. Try to publish poetry!

8. Write a KodaKumi x Kisaki fanfic!

9. Write a Karou x Hikaru fanfic.

10. Write Sarai a Zemyx fic! With SMUT

11. Keep searching for a job.

12. BUY MORE AMANDA PALMER STUFF

13. Harass Sammie to pay me back my $43 dollars!

14. Make Miso Soup

15. Practice Japanese.

16. Finsih Cheshire Cat Cosplay!!!

17. Draw more and upload it to alt. account!

18. Get a boyfriend...or girlfriend. I don't care anymore.

19. Get laid.

20. Shave again!

21. Light candles and incense without caring about what dad says/thinks.

22. Dance in the rain.

23. Corrupt more people into loving Amanda Palmer!

24. Audition for a play.

25. Write novel.

26. Add new chapter to my Hey Arnold! Fanfiction.

27. Write more hetro smut.

28. Get a permit, and licesnse.

29. Practice Piano.

30. Get laid.

31. Knee Josh in the stomach and or groin.

32. Get a camera and tripod.

33. JONES SODA.

34. Get a shit load of Mochi Balls with Sammie! And Sushi!


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What do you do when you find out your current favorite band is disbanding? T__T Do you: 

31%
11 deviants said D. Eat ice-cream, alot of ice-cream.
19%
7 deviants said A. Listen to their music over and over again, in the dark, hugging your pillow and crying?
17%
6 deviants said J. Any suggestions not listed here? T___T
11%
4 deviants said C. Cry like a four year old girl who got her pigtails hacked off?
8%
3 deviants said E. Denial.
8%
3 deviants said I. Ignore your other friends who honestly dont care?
6%
2 deviants said B. Write angry letters to the band members urging them to suck it up and keep going.
0%
No deviants said F. Get horribly depressed?
0%
No deviants said G. Call everyone on your contacts list at various, incredibly late times just to complain and rant?
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No deviants said H. Smack said artists for being idiots then never listen to them again?

Stamps, yo.

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